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me andariki oka question.
love goppada? friendship goppada?
me lover me friendni vadileyyamani chepte vadilestara?
me friend me loverni vadileyyamani chepte vadilestara?
I don't want exaplanation for this.
ONLY SAY LOVE OR FRIEND,
Please not send "BOTH" ...

me andariki oka question.
love goppada? friendship goppada?
me lover me friendni vadileyyamani chepte vadilestara?
me friend me loverni vadileyyamani chepte vadilestara?
I don't want exaplanation for this.
ONLY SAY LOVE OR FRIEND,
Please not send "BOTH" ...

love&frd

me andariki oka question.
love goppada? friendship goppada?
me lover me friendni vadileyyamani chepte vadilestara?
me friend me loverni vadileyyamani chepte vadilestara?
I don't want exaplanation for this.
ONLY SAY LOVE OR FRIEND,
Please not send "BOTH" ...

balayya new jokes

QUIZ

A TV Quiz asks any1 knows MS(micro soft) components....

Chiru: MS-Office

Cherry: MS-Outlook

Prabhas: MS-Word

BALLAYYA:  MS-DHONI

ZOO: NTR - MS-NARAYANA............... lol :D :D

ACTION MOVIE

NTr and balayya go 2 watch a movie


Balayya : arey idi full comedy movie laga undi ra .... bayata action movie ani raasaru enti


Zoo NTR: babaai idi nee movie ae

HIGHLIGHTS 2

Balayya was sitting in a cricket ground.

Security Guard: Cricket match is over now,why are you still sitting?
Balayya: oye yaar, am waiting for Highlights..............

GAME

Balayya: arey manam e roju party cheskundam ra


Zoo NTR: Enduku babai


Balayya:nenu oka kastamaina game ni 8 months lone complete chesa kani danikinda for 3-5 yrs only ani undi kani nenu inta twaraga complete chesa andukane ra zoo

WORST THING?

World's worst thing




Balakrishna and Zoo NTR sitting in a rickshaw and fighting for the window seat......

MESSAGE OFFER

Ntr : naku msg ofr ledu babai msg pampali ela.?


Balayya: naku undi.. Nenu empty msg pamputa andulo type chesi pampuko.!  

ANIMALS & THEIR SOUNDS

Teacher: kukka morugutundi
Pandi porladutundi
Gadida ondristundi
Buffallow kummutundi.


Zoo NTR: madam ma babai allrounder..

Stuck

Brmhi:: I was stuck in lift for 3 hrs..


Balayya: i was stuck on escalator for 5 hrs

MOBILE BILL

Balayya: My mobile bill how much?


Call center girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status


Balayya: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.....

Balayya B Series

Nokia planning to B (Balayya) Series mobile in 2012
Specifications:




20 sims


5 years battery backup


10 G


1 Terra byte memory


1000 Mega pixels camera


Browser: WAP 1000.0


Laser lite


 TV


Oven


Fridge


AC


Washing Machine


Liter


Mini AK-47

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