balayya new jokes

QUIZ

A TV Quiz asks any1 knows MS(micro soft) components....

Chiru: MS-Office

Cherry: MS-Outlook

Prabhas: MS-Word

BALLAYYA:  MS-DHONI

ZOO: NTR - MS-NARAYANA............... lol :D :D

ACTION MOVIE

NTr and balayya go 2 watch a movie


Balayya : arey idi full comedy movie laga undi ra .... bayata action movie ani raasaru enti


Zoo NTR: babaai idi nee movie ae

HIGHLIGHTS 2

Balayya was sitting in a cricket ground.

Security Guard: Cricket match is over now,why are you still sitting?
Balayya: oye yaar, am waiting for Highlights..............

GAME

Balayya: arey manam e roju party cheskundam ra


Zoo NTR: Enduku babai


Balayya:nenu oka kastamaina game ni 8 months lone complete chesa kani danikinda for 3-5 yrs only ani undi kani nenu inta twaraga complete chesa andukane ra zoo

WORST THING?

World's worst thing




Balakrishna and Zoo NTR sitting in a rickshaw and fighting for the window seat......

MESSAGE OFFER

Ntr : naku msg ofr ledu babai msg pampali ela.?


Balayya: naku undi.. Nenu empty msg pamputa andulo type chesi pampuko.!  

ANIMALS & THEIR SOUNDS

Teacher: kukka morugutundi
Pandi porladutundi
Gadida ondristundi
Buffallow kummutundi.


Zoo NTR: madam ma babai allrounder..

Stuck

Brmhi:: I was stuck in lift for 3 hrs..


Balayya: i was stuck on escalator for 5 hrs

MOBILE BILL

Balayya: My mobile bill how much?


Call center girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status


Balayya: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.....

Balayya B Series

Nokia planning to B (Balayya) Series mobile in 2012
Specifications:




20 sims


5 years battery backup


10 G


1 Terra byte memory


1000 Mega pixels camera


Browser: WAP 1000.0


Laser lite


 TV


Oven


Fridge


AC


Washing Machine


Liter


Mini AK-47

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