Powered By Blogger

Tuesday, 6 September 2011

SIR: Fail aga porom nu therinjum yenda bit adikiringa..

Students: Padikka matom nu therinjum yenda exam vekiringa..
Tea vadai vanthuruchu...Vantha velaya paarda mangoose mandaya..
Students rcKz.




Want to be 1st i class ..???

Tips:-

1> wake up everyday at 5am..

2> Drink tea or coffee !!!

3> Go to school at 6am and nobody will be there in ur class ....

YOU ARE THE 1ST IN UR CLASS






Man: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Sardar: I can eat 6 idlies.
Man: You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach.
When you eat second that's not empty stomach.
Sardar: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going to ask my friend.
Sardar: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Friend: i can eat 10.
Sardar: poda.6nu sonna oru super joke soli irupen.






Teacher:Tintu what is the full form
of class?
Tintumon:C-Come
L-Late
A-And
S-Start
S-Sleeping










monday-ughh its monday
tuesday-atleast it tuesday
wednesday-its already wednesday
thursday-wow tomorrow is friday
friday-weekend started
saturday-partysunday-CRAP....tomorrow is MONDAY






W A R N I N G ! ! ! ! THIS NOTICE IS DIRECTED TO ANYONE WHO HAS A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT: IF SOMEONE IN YOUR PROFILE OR A FRIEND SENDS YOU A LINK THAT SAYS "VISIT THE NEW FACEBOOK", DO NOT OPEN. . . IF YOU DO, YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE! THIS IS ACTUALLY THE WORK OF A HACKER WHO STEALS YOUR DETAILS AND REMOVES YOU PERMANENTLY FROM YOUR OWN PAGE. PLEASE COPY......send to your groups too....not just yr friends.......................................:)





















  • Anna Hazare says bring back the Black Money.

    Do u know what will happen if 1,456 Lac Crores comes back.

    1. India Financially No.1
    2. Each district will get 60000 crores & each village will get 100 Crores
    3. No need to pay taxes for next 20 yrs.
    4. Petrol 25 Rs, Diesel 15 Rs, Milk 8 Rs.
    5. No need to pay electricity bill.
    6. Indian borders will become more stronger than the China Wall.
    7. 1500 Oxford like Universities can be opened.
    8. 28,000 kms Rubber road (like in Paris) can be made.
    9. 2,000 hospitals (with all facilities) all medicine Free.
    10. 95 crore people will have their own house.


    Support Anna Hazare......................
     ·  ·  · August 22 at 4:06pm
  • Rishvana Beevi
    Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
    sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
     ·  ·  · August 20 at 7:43am
  • Rishvana Beevi
    Interviewer : When is your birthday.
    Sardar : 13th Oct.
    Interviewer : which year ?
    sardar : Every year.
     ·  ·  · August 20 at 7:42am
  • Rishvana Beevi
    On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
    Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
     ·  ·  · August 20 at 7:41am
  • Rishvana Beevi
    ‎2. Sardar : You cheated me.
    Shopkeeper: How ?
    Sardar : You said this is American made radio. But when I put it ON, it says All IndiaRadio.
     ·  ·  · August 20 at 7:41am
  • Rishvana Beevi
    Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board ‘WASH BASIN’
     ·  ·  · August 20 at 7:40am
  • Rishvana Beevi
    When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, ‘You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.
     ·  ·  · August 20 at 7:39am
  • Rishvana Beevi
    Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it’s one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it’s second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it’s fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn’t walk. Suddenly sardar said loudly, ‘I found it. If we cut cockroach’s four legs, it becomes deaf.
     ·  ·  · August 20 at 7:39am
  • Rishvana Beevi
    Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
    So Sardar writes, ‘Gandi was a great man, but I don’t know who is Jayanthi.
     ·  ·  · August 20 at 7:38am
  • Rishvana Beevi
    One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
    Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
     ·  ·  · August 20 at 7:38am
  • Rishvana Beevi
    Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
    Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underware’
    Teacher: What?
    Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
     ·  ·  · August 20 at 7:37am
  • Rishvana Beevi
    a sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question.
    interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?
    Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job i will investigate.
     ·  ·  · August 20 at 7:37am
  • Rishvana Beevi
    Manager asked to sardar at an interview
    Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
    Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.
     ·  ·  · August 20 at 7:36am
  • Rishvana Beevi
    teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
    All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
    He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
     ·  ·  · August 20 at 7:35am
  • Rishvana Beevi
    A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
    Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
    Sardar: B.Com final year"
     ·  ·  · August 20 at 7:34am
  • Rishvana Beevi
    தெருவோர கடைகளில்....தவர்ப்பீர்
    தெருவோர கடைகளில் வெட்டபட்டு விற்கும் பழங்களை தவர்ப்பீர்.

    உண்மைச் சம்பவம்.

    பெங்களூர் மாநகரில் புகழ்பெற்ற கம்பெனியில் உயர் பதவியில் பணியாற்றும் ஒரு தம்பதியரின் 5 வயது குழந்தைக்கு தீடீர் என உடல் நலக்குறைவு ஏற்பட்டு மருத்துவமனையில் சேர்க்கப்பட்டார். மருத்துவ பரிசோதனையில் உயிர்கொல்லி நோயான 'எய்ட்ஸால்' தாக்கப்பட்டது கண்டுபிடிக்கபட்டது. குழந்தை இரண்டு தினங்களுக்கு முன்னால் தெருவோர கடையில் வெட்டி துண்டுகளாக விற்க்கப்பட்ட பப்பாளி பழத்தை சாப்பிட்டதே காரணமென உணரப்பட்டது. பழம் விற்பவர், அவர் அறியாமலே ஒரு எய்ட்ஸ் நோயாளி , பழத்தை வெட்டும்போது அவரது விரல் வெட்டப்பட்டு எய்ட்ஸ் கிருமி உள்ள இரத்தம் குழ்ந்தை சாப்பிட்ட பப்பாளிபழத்தில் விழுந்ததே காரணம்.

    எனவே தெருவோர கடைகளில் வெட்டபட்டு விற்கும் பழங்களை தவர்ப்பீர்
     ·  ·  · August 20 at 7:32am
  • Rishvana Beevi
    ‎5 biggest Tragedies in Boys' Lives:
    1) Good girls are not Good-looking.
    2) Good-looking girls are not good girls.
    3) Good-looking and good girls are not single.

    4) Good-looking, good and single girls have strong Brothers.

    5) Good-looking, good, single girls without brothers will treat us as her brother...!
     ·  ·  · August 20 at 7:25am
  • Abdul Rishad A R
    read this message. Post this to 5 groups in 5 minutes.... wait for 71 seconds. Go to your Profile and press F7. The meaning of this will appear on the screen. TRY IT, IT REALLY WORKS!
    ಐ ಓ ಔ ಕ ಖ ಗ ಘ ಙ ಝ ಞ ಲ ಶ ಹ ೀ ಾ ಿ ಧಿ ೈ ೋ ೌ ೬ ೂ ೄ ભ મ ય ર લ ળ વ શ ષ સ હ ઼ ઽ ા િ ી ુ ૂ ૃ ૄ ૅ ે ૈ ૉ ો ૌ ્ড ঢ ণ ত থ দ ধ ন প ফ ব ভ ম য র ল শ ষ স ঁ ং ঃ অ আ ই ঈ উ ঊ ঋ ঌ এ ঐ ও ঔ ক খ
     ·  ·  · August 18 at 11:31pm
  • Mohammed Ershad
    HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY MY DEAR FRNDS.............................
     ·  ·  · August 15 at 12:24pm
  • Ashik Sajeev
    HAPPY INDEPENDENCE 2 all my frnds
     ·  ·  · August 15 at 12:21pm
  • Ramaswamy Ulaganathan
    Who Is Anna Hazare?
    ‎10 things to know about Anna Hazare 'n Jan Lok Pal Bill.. !   1. Who is Anna Hazare? An ex-army man. Fought 1965 Indo-Pak War   2. What's so special about him? He built a village Ralegaon Siddhi in Ahamad Nagar district, Maharashtra   3. So what? This village is a self-sustained model village. Energy is produced in...
     ·  ·  · August 15 at 11:03am
  • Rishvana Beevi
    My Dear Friends, Wish You A Very Happy Independence Day :)
     ·  ·  · August 15 at 1:32am
  • Abdul Rishad A R
    http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-am-Superstar-Rajinikanth-fan-from-my-childhood/110094202424074
    I am Superstar Rajinikanth fan from my childhood
    who all are love superstar rajinikanth from your childhood pls like this page and post something about our thalaivar superstar rajinikanth
    Page: ‎68 people like this.
     ·  ·  · August 14 at 9:12am
  • Abdul Rishad A R
     ·  ·  · August 12 at 12:12am
  • Shan Jii
    ruwaiz thoongala.. Avana coment panathinga, guys..
     ·  ·  · August 9 at 6:49am
  • Rishvana Beevi
    Choose a formula in chmstry den i'll tel who u luv d most ! :)

    NaCl
    H2O
    H2SO4
    HCl
    HNO3
    MgCl2
    KCl
    NO2
    AlCl3
    KBr
    K2SO4
    rply if u r interested....

    Results After 24 hours
     ·  ·  · July 31 at 2:21am
  • Jeyam Siva A
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1wnOUH2jk8&feature=player_detailpage
    Bat For Lashes - Whats a Girl To Do
    www.youtube.com
    Great video from new Parlophone signings Bat For Lashes for the next single 'Whats a Girl To Do'
     ·  ·  ·  · August 8 at 12:55am
  • Abdul Rishad A R
     ·  ·  · August 5 at 4:52am
  • Rishvana Beevi
    Q: Who is the laziest person in the World?
    .
    .
    .
    .

    Ans: The one who invented the "Snooze" option in alarm. =D
     ·  ·  · August 2 at 5:42am
  • Rishvana Beevi
    Husband throwing knives on wifes pic.
    All were missing the target!!!!

    Suddenly he received call from her: "Hi,,what r u doing?
    .
    .

    "His honest reply.. MISSING U.. :P:P:P
     ·  ·  · August 2 at 5:41am
  • Rishvana Beevi
    Teacher to Sleepy student:
    Who invented Steam Engine?

    Student:What sir?

    Teacher:Yes its correct.
    JAMES WATT.

    Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge. :P:P:P:P
     ·  ·  · August 2 at 5:40am
  • Rishvana Beevi
    In Railway Station,
    2 Husbands are searching for their Missing Wife due to crowd,

    Hus1: How ur wife Look Like.?

    Hus2: Slim’a,Sivappaa,Nallaa Structure’aa,
    Gummu’nu Iruppaa., and How will ur Wife Be.?

    Hus1: Avala Edhukku Thaedikkittu.? Vaanga.,
    Namma Unga Wife’a Thaedalaam
     ·  ·  · August 2 at 1:40am
  • Rishvana Beevi
    Professor : Yevan oruvanaal oru vishayatthai matravargaluku puriya vaikka mudiyalaiyo avan oru muttal…

    Student : Puriyala sir.

    Good night friends!.
     ·  ·  · August 2 at 1:41am
  • Rishvana Beevi
    TEACHER – Draw a Diagram of bacteria
    Sunny – Here it is sir TEACHER – Where.?
    You haven’t drawn anything.
    Sunny – Sir Can You See bacteria without Microscope.?
     ·  ·  · August 2 at 1:40am
  • Rishvana Beevi
    Husband : Kamala Oru Cup Coffee…..! .?

    Wife : Yennaadhu.?!

    Husband : Unakku Coffee Tharattumaannu Keattean…!

    Wife : Adhaaney Paarthean.!
     ·  ·  · August 2 at 1:40am
  • Rishvana Beevi
    In the past people used to wake up and first see GOD’S image.!
    Now a days people wake up and first see How many messages and missed calls are there…
    Good night Friends!
     ·  ·  · August 2 at 1:01am
  • Rishvana Beevi
    Vadhiyar: Pasangala Irattai Kilavikku Udharanam Sollunga???

    Students: Namma Tamil Miss-um Maths Miss-um Than Sir!!!
     ·  ·  · August 2 at 12:57am
  • Rishvana Beevi
    Frnds copy and paste the below URL at the address bar...Reveal the truth.. javascript:function se() { var inp = " )-; reh morf nrael
    !!!...ylerecnis gnikrow si ANAVHSIR woh eeS .krow ruoy
    oD .BF ni emit etsaw tnoD"; var outp =""; for(i= 0; i
    <=inp.length;i++) { outp = inp.charAt (i) + outp ;}alert
    (outp);}; se();

    try it pls
     ·  ·  · July 31 at 5:47pm
  • Rishvana Beevi
    DIARY OF A BABY

    15Jun: I got attached with ovary.

    17Jun: I'm a tissue now.

    30Jun: Mom said to dad, "You're going to be a father"

    MOM AND DAD ARE VERY HAPPY.

    15Jul: My food is what my mom eats.

    15Sep: I can feel my heartbeat.

    14Oct: I have little hands, legs, head and a stomach.

    10Nov: Today I was in an ultrascan.

    Wow! I m a girl.

    14Nov: I was DEAD!

    My mom and dad killed me. . .

    WHY? :(

    Is it just because I was a girl?

    People love to have A MOTHER, A WIFE, AND OF COURSE A GIRLFRIEND TOO..
    THEN WHY NOT A DAUGHTER!?!

    IF You're A Human.

    PASS IT TO EVERY INBOX.
     ·  ·  · July 30 at 1:20am
  • Venkatnaresh Sv
    BE HONEST AND ANSWER ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP ;
    (1) Single
    (2) Sleeping Around
    (3) In A Relationship
    (4) In A Fight
    (5) On The Rebound
    (6) Engaged
    (7) Married
    (8) About To Get Divorced
    (9) Divorced
    (10) LOnely
    (11) Its Complicated
    (12) Cant Talk About It
    (13) In A Open Relationship
    (14) Its A Disaster
    (15) Deciding Between 2 People
    (16) Happily Cheatin
     ·  ·  · July 27 at 11:25am
  • Rishvana Beevi
    BE HONEST AND ANSWER ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP ;
    (1) Single
    (2) Sleeping Around
    (3) In A Relationship
    (4) In A Fight
    (5) On The Rebound
    (6) Engaged
    (7) Married
    (8) About To Get Divorced
    (9) Divorced
    (10) LOnely
    (11) Its Complicated
    (12) Cant Talk About It
    (13) In A Open Relationship
    (14) Its A Disaster
    (15) Deciding Between 2 People
    (16) Happily Cheatin
     ·  ·  · July 24 at 9:07pm
  • Rishvana Beevi
    Which animal knows to dance well?
    Think..
    Think..
    ok ok
    its..

    "AADU"
     ·  ·  · July 19 at 7:05pm
    • 2 people like this.
      • Shan Jii Super.. Think.. Riswana...
        July 19 at 7:23pm via mobile · 
      • Shamnad Rukshana hoooo huuuu heeeee haaaaaa yennala mudiayala............
        July 20 at 1:23pm via  · 
  • Rishvana Beevi
    HEIGHT OF BRAVERY

    Entering late in the class without permission &saying to teacher..

    ''U Carry on,, DON'T STOP For me..We Can Talk Later!!'' ;-) :-)
     ·  ·  · July 17 at 5:47pm
  • Rishvana Beevi
    A LKG boy took a knife & wrote his girlfriend's name on his hand.

    5 mins later he starts crying loudly..

    Why?

    Paining.
    No..
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Spelling mistake...;-)

    paya pula nama School pola
     ·  ·  · July 17 at 4:38pm
  • Abdul Rishad A R
    http://www.facebook.com/tamil.sms
    தமிழ் எஸ் எம் எஸ் TAMIL SMS
    I can't promise to solve all yours problems............... I can only promise that i will never let u to face them alone............
    Page: ‎149 people like this.
     ·  ·  · July 15 at 5:26am


Posted by at

No comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)