Sunday, 21 August 2011









Comedy Telugu SMS are hilarious, teasing, rude and jolly to read and forward text messages and they provide good timepass and entertainment.

coffee joke
ram hotel ku veltdau
ram:barer oka coffee tesukara.
baraer:50/-sir
ram:ne bonda eduru shop lo 50ps antadu
barer:adi ne bonda adi xerox center adi xerox copy....hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa


godava
oka intlo kodalu atta godava padutuntaru pakkinti ayana vacchi era me vallu kotladutunte nuv evari pakka nilchuntavu goda pakka ra


Just fun
Oka ammai undedi,
roju chusedi,
chusthu navvedi,
navvuthu pata paadedi,
paaduthu siggu padedi,
nenu anukunna prema ani,
tharuvatha thelisindi pichhidani...!


Funny gay
College stating day
boy:ni peru enti .?
girl: nannu andaru "akka" ani pilustharu.
Boy: wow what a co incedent. Nannu andaru "bava" ani pilustharu.


The king
Mahamanthri: maharaja yuddaniki siddam avamani pakka deshapu raju sms pampadu. reply emani pampamanduru prabu..?
Maharaju: sms sending feild ani thippi pampu..!


DEPRESSED STUDENT
A DEPRESSED ENGG STUDENT WENT 2 RAILWAY TRACK 4 SUCIDE. TRAIN IS COMING CLOSR & CLOSER BUT HE STUDENLY CAME OUT OF TRACK & SAID AMMO!!

REPU ASSIGNMENT

SUBMIT CHEYALI.


wife and husband
wife: abba endukandi na medadu thintaru

husband: cha urko e vvaryna chuste nijame anukuntaru, leni medadunu ela thintanu


SMS FOR EXAM for matoor
Basha-1 subjt chadivithe anni subjts chadivi nattu Narasimha-athiga chadive aadadi athi ga copy kotte magadu pass ainatu charitra lo ledu. Baba-chadivindi gorantha chadavalsindi kondantha. shivaji-naanna pandule ipudu chaduvuthai simham xam roju chaduvutundi. Arunachalam-aa lecturer bhodhisthadu e arunachalam vini vadilesthadu. Sridhar-nuv chadavanidi exam lo rakunda podu chadivindi ennatiki gurturadu... Sridhar.V

Shabda Pollution
Teacher: Oray naga, shabda kaalushyam nivarinchalantey emcheyyali raa?
Naga(Student): Chevulu moosukovali saar.


joke
teacher : Bhumipai oldest animal yedi?
student : Zeebra
teacher : yela?
Student : enka adi Black & White lone vundi


Telugu SMS Joke
oka abbai valla nannatho antunnadu nanna nenu 10th pass aiethe naku yemisthav?
Nanna : Cycle Konisthanu. doctorni chestanu
Koduku : Mari Fail aiethe?
Nanna : Boledu Cycle tetchi estanu
Koduku : ???
Nanna : Cycle Mechanicni chestanu


teacher vs. student
teacher:students in the final xms everybody should get 75% marks...
student:we r trying 4 100% sir!
teacher:r u joling?
student:nee yabba! joke evadra mundu start chesindi?


body of some birds
ne kallu nemali kallu
ne mukku chilaka mukku
ne nadaka hamsa nadaka
ne palukulu kokila ganam


yameto okkati manisi polika ledhu. zoo ki try cheya


allari koduku
dad:entira me mummy monanga kurchundi

son:mummy naku Lip stick adigindi nenu Fevi Stick ichanu..


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