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Sunday 21 August 2011








"IT IS EASY TO SEARCH GOD, BUT DIFFICULT TO SEARCH HIDDEN CAMERAS"


--Swami Nithyananda.



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Begger: Rs.6 ivandi sir coffie tagali
Man:Coffie Rs.3 kada
Beg: pakana girlfrnd undi sir
Man: Beggarki girlfrnda?
Beg: girlfrnd vachake beggerni ayyanu sir



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In Ghajini, if Surya was killed instead of Asin,
the movie will cross over 1000cr. Why ?




Then Asin will have to write everything on her body.

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principle : all students must try to get 95%

student : no sir we try for 100%

principle : are you joking ???

student: nee yenkamma evadu ra first joke chesindi.........................


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high laziness
Son : Dad 1 Glass water ivvu
Dad : nuvve techuko
Son : plz ivvu
Dad : malli adigitey Tanta
Son : tanataniki vachetapudu water tisukonki raaaaa



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Oh God! give me 1 bag full of money, a job, 1 big vehicle & many girls around me!

GOD : Ur Wish is full filled.......

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he became............
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A Bus Conductor...
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mahamanthri: maharaaja yuddaniki siddham kammani pakka desham raju sms pampaadu..
yemi cheyamantaru prabhu???

raju : sms sendiang failed ani reply pampu...

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ady:naku ma vari nundi divorse kavali sir
advocate:me aayana kabadi champion kada,enti problm
lady:adhe problm sir,just touch chesi paripothunnaru


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age of drinks

1-3 milk


3-5 cerelac


5-15 horlicks


16-25 Beer



26-45 whisky




46-75 tonic



after 75 anytime :tulasi teertham



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by mistake sardar goes into Ladies Toilet.all ladies suddenly stand up
sadar: gowravam manasulo vunte chalu...
baito baito





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Once James Bond met a Dog
he said I am Bond james Bond............

Then dog Bites him & said i am KUkKA PICHHI KUKKA



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there is one glass if u said any false statement in front of that u will die.
american :i think i'm not laziest person he died.
Australian : i think my country is no 1 in the world he died
Sardar : i think ..................... He died.


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Sweet insult:
one boy falls Near a donkey, a beatuiful girl sees dis n says
" enty mee anna kallu mokkutunnava??"
Boy say's: avunu vadina..........





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A man called FM Radio & said " i have found a wallet with 15000 Rs/-, acredit card & and id card of Mr : krish ,shop no 13,afdal gubnj ,hyd-36..

Rj: how honest so you want to return his wallet ??

man : no way..!!, u crazy !!!
i just wanted to dedicate him a sad song



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naku call cheyalani okka sari kuda anipinchaleda???


anthee memu enduku gurthuntam kada ???
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sardar sent this msg 2 customer care





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A young man tries to impress a young girl,
"i've seen u somewhere".

girl replied

"QUITE POSSIBLE I'm a nurse in mental hospital





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In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"






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Sardar was travelling in bus.sudenly driver applied brake!
Sardar fell on a girl!
Girl: hey wat r u doing?
Sardar: final year b.com in punjab university.





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jeevithamlo evarini takkuva anchana veyyakudadu

for example

oka cheema nee bugga koraka galadu,
but nuvvu
cheema bugga korakagalava???

try cheyyi



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things in boys room b4 marriage :
perfums,
loveletters,
gifts,
playing cards,
n73 cell

aftermarriage:
painkillers,
loanpapers,
unpaidbills,
1100





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y popcorn jumps when heated on stove ????
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nuvvu stove meeda kurcho appudu telustundi popcorn enduku egurutundo.................


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Ultimate answer while changing the job.

Interviewer: why did you leave your last job?
Applicant : B'coz the company shifted the office and didn't tell me where......




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sardar fixd his marrge on 2nd june. he sent inviton to all his frnds lik dis "marrge is on june 2nd. plz come on 1st nit,we all will enjoy..!"

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two lovers plan to suicide

boy : jumps 1st
Girl closed her eyes and returned back
boy in air opens parachute and shouts " Naku telusey mee gurunchi"anduke parachute esukoni dukhanu "



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sardarne coffee how much sir,,,,,,,?
Owner:1 coffee 5 rupees,,
Sardarpposite shop lo 50 paisa only,,,,,
Owner: u stupid ,,,,
that is xerox copy ,,,,,,




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The only place in India where food is cheap,
Tea- Rs. 1.00
Soup- Rs. 5.50
dal- Rs. 1.50
dosa- Rs. 4.00
.........biryani- Rs. 8. 00
chicken- Rs. 24 .50
These items are meant for poor people & are available at
Indian Parliment canteen.
The salary of those poor people is Rs.80,000 /
month without income tax....!!!



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BRANDED WORLD-
A rich girl was walking by the river in the fOrest- suddenly, she saw a running cheetah-
she screamd- OH MY GOD- "PUMA"



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The answer to the toughest question is here!

"when will u know u r in LOVE?"

U know it when U start looking for the cheapest mobile plan.


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Girl:I love u
Boy:I luv u to
G:nannu preminchavu kada pellilo katnam mata ethavuga
B:nuvu badapadaku dear katnam enti asalu pelli mate ethanu


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Our brilliaNt Santa does it agaiN:

Teacher-Which is ur favourite dish?

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Santa-TATA SKY!!



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Santa falls in a Sea
he sees a Fish
& throws it to Land
&says-

I'm going to die,
at least u save ur life


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"నాన్నా కాకి అరిస్తే చుట్టాలొస్తారా?" అడిగింది కూతురు
"అవును బేబీ" సమాధానిమిచ్చాడు తండ్రి.
"మరి వాళ్ళు పోవాలంటే?" అడిగింది కూతురు
"మీ అమ్మ అరవాలి " అన్నాడు తండ్రి.



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ఇద్దరమ్మాయిలు బజారులో వెళుతున్నారు. ఇంతలో ఒక బిచ్చగాడు అక్కడికి వచ్చాడు.
బిచ్చగాడు: అమ్మా... కొంచెం దయ చూపించండి
ఒకమ్మాయి అతని జోలెలో వంద రూపాయల నోటు వేసింది.
రెండో అమ్మాయి: (ఆశ్చర్యంగా అడిగింది...) ఏమే ఎందుకంత వేశావ్ ?
మొదటి అమ్మాయి: పాపం అతను ఇంతకు ముందు ఇలాంటి నోట్లు నా కోసం చాలా ఖర్చు చేశాడులే...


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Biscuit kept in air bcomes soft.
Cake kept in air bcomes hard.
MORAL:
Hrd n sft kadu point gaaliki tirigite evadina paniki rakunda potadu



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Sardar breaks an egg for omlet.. the egg was empty..
Sardar:"oye,my god..new generation hens also started 2 do abortion!! Wat a crazy world!
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3 stages in a guy's love life..

Stage 1:
Ye maaya chesave

Stage 2:
Enduku maaya chesave

Stage 3:
Jeevitham buggi paalu chesave



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Dr-Ur weight was 65kgs yesterday,today its 55kgs,i think yu r having dangerous disease-
Woman-I was in a hurry,so i couldnt do "MAKE UP"



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Light can replace Sun,
Parents can replace God,
But noth'g in
d Wrld can
replace U...

Bcoz
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"LOCAL-ITEMS"
No guarantee,
No replacemnT!;-)

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A boy wrote
luv letter wit his BLOOD 2 a medical girl& said
"Plz reply 4 my letter"
Girl reply:
Blod grp B+
Hemoglobin-8
Sugar-ok
Fees-100Rs



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Height of insult:

A boy mesagd his AIEEE rank 2 his friend.

Friend's reply: 'hey mama, kotha no. Ah? epudu theeskunavra"




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Height of addiction:
Jst bfore a prisoner's execution d officer askd him abt his lst reqst
He said
I wnt 2 update my facebuk status as'dead'




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In 1980,IDBI rejectd Loan 2Ambani.

30yrs latr

Mukesh Ambani Planed 2buy IDBI

Dis shows Nothing is ImPosible.

2day "SBI" Rejectd My Loan.


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U r my Best,Smart,Cute,Genious,Lovble,Sweet &Inteligent Frnd"

Note:-"Msg lo rasina words kevalam kalpitam, evarini uddesinchi rasinavi kadu"




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Boy: our Prncipal is a Rascal
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Girl:do u know who am I?
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B:No
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G:Im principl's daughter
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B:do u know who am I?
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G:No
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B:thank god

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Patient: Nuvvu na Hrudayam dochesav..!
Nurse: Edchav le yedava, Avatala doctor nee Kidney dobbesadu chusuko.!!




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