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BIG BALAYYA JOKES & LIVE CRICKET SCORES

QUIZ

A TV Quiz asks any1 knows MS(micro soft) components....

Chiru: MS-Office

Cherry: MS-Outlook

Prabhas: MS-Word

BALLAYYA: MS-DHONI

ZOO: NTR - MS-NARAYANA............... lol :D :D

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ACTION MOVIE

NTr and balayya go 2 watch a movie

Balayya : arey idi full comedy movie laga undi ra .... bayata action movie ani raasaru enti

Zoo NTR: babaai idi nee movie ae

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HIGHLIGHTS 2

Balayya was sitting in a cricket ground.

Security Guard: Cricket match is over now,why are you still sitting?
Balayya: oye yaar, am waiting for Highlights..............

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GAME

Balayya: arey manam e roju party cheskundam ra

Zoo NTR: Enduku babai

Balayya:nenu oka kastamaina game ni 8 months lone complete chesa kani danikinda for 3-5 yrs only ani undi kani nenu inta twaraga complete chesa andukane ra zoo

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WORST THING?

World's worst thing

Balakrishna and Zoo NTR sitting in a rickshaw and fighting for the window seat......

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MESSAGE OFFER

Ntr : naku msg ofr ledu babai msg pampali ela.?

Balayya: naku undi.. Nenu empty msg pamputa andulo type chesi pampuko.!

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ANIMALS & THEIR SOUNDS

Teacher: kukka morugutundi
Pandi porladutundi
Gadida ondristundi
Buffallow kummutundi.

Zoo NTR: madam ma babai allrounder..

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Stuck

Brmhi:: I was stuck in lift for 3 hrs..

Balayya: i was stuck on escalator for 5 hrs

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MOBILE BILL

Balayya: My mobile bill how much?

Call center girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status

Balayya: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.....

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Balayya B Series

Nokia planning to B (Balayya) Series mobile in 2012
Specifications:

20 sims

5 years battery backup

10 G

1 Terra byte memory

1000 Mega pixels camera

Browser: WAP 1000.0

Laser lite

TV

Oven

Fridge

AC

Washing Machine

Liter

Mini AK-47

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