Friday, 22 July 2011

telugu sms



Telugu SMS Jokes
TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I". PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am." PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." SMS Jokes
TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"? PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! SMS jokes
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America. PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : PAPPU!

Super Funny SMS in Telugu
Ad kosam chiru "Thumps up" taagadu,
Pavan manakosam "Pepsi" taagadu,
Trisha sales kosam "Fanta" taagindhi,
Mana friendship kosam nuvvu kaneesam "Domex" ayina taagava...?

Telugu Funny Quote SMS
Edhi emyna kaani life lo 2 vishyalu gurtupettuko...
1) Chettu edhyna kaani gaalosthey vooguthay
2) Raaakapothey voogavu...

Telugu Drinking Joke
vengalrao:neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.
ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani

Telugu Wedding Card Joke
Telangana Style wedding card:
'LAGGAM PILUPU'
Maa pedda poradu Chi:Ellaiah
Chi: Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini laggam cheskuntundu.
Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale...
Yaad maristhe manchigundadi..
Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi.

Telugu Bar Joke
Ninnu marchipodamani,
bar kelli mandukottanu
.mandhukottaka nijamgaane marchipoyanu,
kaani ninnu kadu,
bar owner ki bill kattadam

Another Telugu SMS Joke
durada vaste gokkovadaniki gorulunnai,
kaani nee premani pondaleka pichivaadinaite maatram
peekovadaniki nettimeeda ventrukalu levu.
kaaranam, naadi battaburra.

Teasing Telugu SMS Joke
Messages levu..
Phone ledu..
Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu Naaku tension gaa vundi..
Eni ayyindi?
Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?

Telugu Teasing SMS Joke
hi,eanti sms cheyyadam ledu enduku.
.recharge cheyaleda?
ok recharge card no:pampistunna.
press down
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ikkada blade tho geeku....

Telugu Funny SMS Kavitam
if u want sweter,
it's chalikalam.
if u want umberella,
it's vanakalam.
if u want a/c,
it's endakalam.
if want lover,
it's nothing but poye kalam

Husband and Wife Telugu Joke
Husband in balcony reading news paper.
A donkey came near by.
Husband:Darling ur relatives came
Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?

Another Telugu Funny SMS Joke
Malligadu, pilligadu, sollugdu 3 frnds unnaru
Malligadu 10th chaduvuthunadu
pilligadu inter chaduvuthunadu
Sollugadu e msg chaduvuthunadu. 

Telugu Joke
nenu neetho maatladalante
naa manasu mogobothondi;
nuvvu naatho maatladithe
naa maata mounamouthondi;
neeku naaku madhya shabdam eppudu nishabdame....

Telugu SMS Quote
Endamavi neeru taagi gunde mantalarpukoku
Aasha penchukoku nestham,
Adi Nirasha Swagatha Hastham

Another Telugu SMS Quote
Antha mattenani Telusu,Adi oka Mayaenani Telusu,Telisi Valachi Vilapinchtalo Teeyadanam Evariki Telusu

Love Vs. Friendship Telugu SMS
love anedi chewing gum lantidi.
adhi beginig matrame taste untadi..
.kani friendship anedhi choclate lantidi..
adhi chivari varaku taste gane untadi...

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